Imagine everything you hate about modern tech -- touchscreens, bluetooth, loading bars, slow & buggy web-based interfaces, ads, unbelievably stupid "smart" features -- but now you have to use them while traveling 70 MPH in a 6,000 lb steel battle tank next to hundreds of other humans doing the same.
Car reviewers can't get enough of this shit for some reason. I don't think I'll ever buy a car made after ~2012.
I drive pretty old used cars so I don't know what newer ones are like