Ah, the excuse I’ve been looking for.
“Can’t come into work today, was hit by a neutrino this morning. Need to rest up.”
Proton decay is theoretically possible but has never been observed. and perhaps somewhere in the vast universe one might have done so... maybe.
So I like to blame it on many of life's unexpected events.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_decay
Ah, the excuse I’ve been looking for.
“Can’t come into work today, was hit by a neutrino this morning. Need to rest up.”