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> “The team’s findings may also offer clues on how to preserve a blade’s sharpness.”

This team is playing with fire and should tread carefully. If they should happen to stumble across the secret to a “perma-sharp” razor blade that never needs replacing, I have no doubt that “big razor” will dispatch them with a vengeance.

The team lead will be strolling through the park on a lazy Sunday afternoon, when a stunningly beautiful female jogger “accidentally” steps on his foot. He’ll think nothing of it, but what he won’t realize is that he was just on the receiving end of a Polonium 238 injection delivered at the order of the Gillette family.




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