On: America’s favorite family outings are increasingly out of reach

[ROTMetro]

Wow, what a sad story.

[jcpst → ROTMetro]

A tear rolled down my face as I resurfaced the trauma of my childhood, knowing that I’ll never know the wonder and awe of the land of Disney.

Hopefully I can get my driver’s license renewed soon, so I can pretend the line is for a ride at the land of magic.

[driverdan → ROTMetro]

You're right, Disney is sad. Everything they said was true.