The second part of your statement is fine, but the first part is just a complete fallacy.
I can transpile a pure language exposing only `if`, `while`, and `for` with no standard library and no interop to C - that definitely does not make it "trivial" that it can do everything SQL can do.
I can transpile a pure language exposing only `if`, `while`, and `for` with no standard library and no interop to C - that definitely does not make it "trivial" that it can do everything SQL can do.