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[dogbountyhunter]

I live a block off the salt marsh here on the coast and mine'll hunt after Fiddler Crabs[0] until they get pinched on the snout.

The mutt learned and the Lab just keeps on going after them... strange creatures, dogs are.

[0] - https://www.dnr.sc.gov/marine/mrri/acechar/speciesgallery/In...

[HeyLaughingBoy → dogbountyhunter]

I believe the technical description of a Labrador Retriever is "dumb as a box of rocks."