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[sethammons]

A buddy grew up in Mexico. When he was 10 or so, he pissed on a wall and got stung in just about the worst place imaginable. I don't live around scorpions and now I keep an even larger distance between me and peeing-surfaces lol

[noisy_boy → sethammons]

Absent (PEED ON SCORPION)

[beeforpork → sethammons]

The exact way of getting stung by a scorpion while peeing would be most interesting -- I honestly cannot imagine the exact mechanics. A bee, a wasp, OK, I can imagine. A scorpion cannot fly, so how did it get so close?

[Hendrikto → beeforpork]

I guess the scorpion must have been on the wall.

[reustle → Hendrikto]

Who pees that close to a wall though? Yikes

[nullc → reustle]

My guess: someone who is attempting to pee on the scorpion. We are talking about a 10 year old, after all.

[dotancohen → nullc]

It would appear that the scorpion was in fact pissed off, not pissed on.

[archon810 → dotancohen]

Take your upvote.

[anon23anon → sethammons]

how often are you peeing on walls on why?