I get the sarcasm [0], but: Having watched a few of Dr. Knuth's lectures [1], I'm convinced he'd wipe the floor with FAANG interviewers.
[0] I mean, this has happened for real: Bram Cohen (BitTorrent co-inventor) / brew's (package manager for macOS) co-developer couldn't get past Google interviews: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9695102