On: Microsoft is tied to hundreds of millions of dolla...

[aaronbrethorst]

Them, a brilliant Google executive: "They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime."

Me, a low-level employee: "Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad."

Them: "I have the worst [expletive] lawyers."

[philjohn → aaronbrethorst]

Remember - there's always money in the banana stand, no, wait, that's Amazon.