On: Did I just lose half a million dollars?

[NoboruWataya]

... or if your grandmother tries to use it and loses half a million dollars.

[noduerme → NoboruWataya]

if my nans had that kinda money she'd have an iPhone.

[CRConrad → noduerme]

And still not be able to call you. (And/or still be able to lose half a million dollars.)