I climbed over a wall in a police station to get into the loo to pee at .25. Drank a litre of water, climbed back over, sat on a bench and waited for someone to give me the drill. Leaving out a lot of details, wound up buying a piano. I don't drink and drive, though. That's mad.
You are obviously a free climber of some renown! I once sprang from a 2nd floor balcony and landed in a roll. I don't want to think about the amount of alcohol that was involved. Way over. I try to tell that as a cautionary tale. But then, not a scratch. Ok. Now, back to AA.
Not really, but it was a couple of years before I discovered that climbing was a sport and there were climbing gyms. When I was a tiny kid, I’d climb trees and rocks like crazy. Used to scare the piss out of my parents.