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>This reminds me of a physics joke:

>"Dr Heizenburg, do you know how fast you were driving?"

>"No, but I know exactly where I am"

To which the police officer replies "You were driving at 145 km/h!"

Heisenberg whispers to his passenger, "Great Erwin, now thanks to this idiot we're lost". The officer overhears him, and angrily orders them out of the car. He searches their glove compartment, and then opens the car boot. He reels back in shock:

"Did you know there's a dead cat in your boot‽"

The passenger grumbles "Well, we do now…"




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