Insider trade a million, you’ve got a problem. You have to insider trade a billion so that you’re untouchable. This is probably the hourly volume of insider trading at many hedge funds like SAC.
Print $billions/month of fake electronic money and NYAG will negotiate with you for over a year to finally decide on a gift "penalty" of empty promise and a less than 12hours of your fake money printing volume. cough Tether cough.