I think you win a bad in-joke award - the first annual Turing-Dad joke award.

rileymat2 · on March 10, 2021

Minor quibble, it should be the three hardest problems.

bluejekyll · on March 10, 2021

It should be, but the increments were run in parallel on nonvolatile memory.

scubbo · on March 10, 2021

The two hardest problems in computer science are:

1) Naming 3) Cache Invalidation 2) Off-by-one errors 3) In-order once-only delivery of distributed messages

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope