If I suspect someone at github is in on the joke, then submitting a ticket to have them fix the problem wouldn't work. They'd just laugh at me and ignore it like they've done with other people.
Did you at least try to contact their support? If "someone is in on it" and they're all laughing at you already, yea, nothing would happen. But what if you're just making assumptions about them for no reason? it's hard to cry that they hate you and won't do anything if you didn't try official channels to get shit fixed.
the only thing easier than that would be actually emailing github and asking for the feature instead of wasting your life away getting trolled.