On: CIA Releases UFO Documents

[quotemstr]

One theory holds that the world ended when the Large Hadron Collider got switched on and that everything since has been a demented simulation.

[grishka → quotemstr]

Oh so that's why some people want 2007 back. The collider won't be turned on for another year, and you get to see cute emos.

[nix23 → grishka]

Better have emos then those simulated kardashians and trumps, they are terrible and the programmer should be ashamed to test us like that ;)

[alickz → quotemstr]

Damn CERN back at it again. Quick, someone hook a phone up to a microwave so we can go back in time.