On: Hackers threaten to leak plastic surgery pictures

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> "None of our patients' payment card details have been compromised but at this stage, we understand that some of our patients' personal data may have been accessed."

Reminds me of a statement put out by White Star Lines in 1912:

"None of our passengers payment card details have been compromised but at this stage, we understand that some of our passengers personal lives may have been affected."

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The deck chairs appear to be arranged optimally at this time, but we understand that other circumstances may reduce demand for them.