On: How bad is your Spotify?

[tetha]

Curious, I learned something.

> You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Orden Ogan made The Things We Believe In.

Now I wonder if this is because my account is old, or if I really listen to that much old stuff, or if my favorite bands just don't release that much. Weird.

But I'm entirely fine with the other assments:

> Your spotify was renaissance-faire -too-much-power metal bad.

> Thank your obsessions with medieval rock and power metal (e.g., Sabaton and Dreamtale) for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> hail-satan bad

> You are 0% basic. Ewigheim and Winterstorm? Where do you even find this shit?.

And I think winterstorm and ewigheim aren't even the most obscure bands.

Oh but there is a new stribog album. nice.

[progre → tetha]

>Where do you even find this shit?.

I don't follow the recomendations, I click "Fans also listen to". Here is the rest of my assesment.

> Your spotify was moonshine-renaissance-faire bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Johnny Cash and medieval folk for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> napping-in-your-mancave bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

    Enter The Ninja by Die Antwoord
    Napalm Sunshine by Lying for Friends
    The Lachrymal Sleep by Doom:VS
    Thousands Of Bees by In Gowan Ring
    The Seer and the Seen by In Gowan Ring

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

    VNV Nation
    Winterfylleth
    WEH
    Rome
    Falconer

You are 1% basic. Trepaneringsritualen and Svartidaudi? Where do you even find this shit?.

You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Ensigns Of Victory by Winterfylleth and Streamline by VNV Nation.

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.

Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.

Shutting down.

[imperfectcats → progre]

Try having kids:

> You listen to these tracks too much:

> - Rock-A-Bye Your Bear by The Wiggles

Which, to be fair, is my second favourite Wiggle song!

[progre → imperfectcats]

Oh, I have kids. I just give them their own accounts

[azeirah → progre]

Heheh love winterfylleth, you're not alone!

[letitbeirie → tetha]

> You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Kalax made Time Lapse.

I got the same thing with a different song. What's funny about this one is it's from 2017.

[Teknoman117 → tetha]

Yeah I don't see what's wrong with that.

It's complaining about me listening to Eluveitie and Ost+Front too much (and Metalocalypse and Celldweller).

I'm sorry that I went searching for other german industrial metal bands when rammstein took forever to put out another album.

[sunir → tetha]

Everyone got the same message about the 2010s it seems. Don’t fail the Turing test. Or the reverse Turing test where an AI makes you question your own humanity. :)

[madeofpalk → tetha]

> Now I wonder if this is because my account is old

I made my account this yeah, and i got the same "you're stuck in the early 2010s". I guess I just listen to a lot of music from then.

[dvirsky → tetha]

Interestingly most of the examples it gave me for being stuck in the early 2010s were from the second half of the decade.

[gpvos → tetha]

That reads like high praise to me.

[ralphc → tetha]

You are 11% basic. Red Moon Architect and Ahab? Where do you even find this shit?.

[jdc0589 → tetha]

this is about how mine went. It's very concerned about where I found Necropanther and Wasteland Riders