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Centre for Applied Eschatology (appliedeschatology.com)
134 points by Smaug123 on Nov 13, 2020 | hide | past | favorite | 68 comments



As with most technical challenges, scale is always an issue.

Depopulating a city is relatively easy and achievable with conventional bombs. A small country would only be moderately more difficult with nuclear weapons. After this, things get much harder.

Sure, enough nukes could finish off the human race, but that's out of the price range for most shoppers in this market. In the long term, climate change might do it, but who's got that sort of time? You're probably left with something like a biological agent, a pathogen of some sort, and still run the risk of pockets of people hiding away or being immune. Still, let's say you did it, it worked, humans are gone. Yay! You destroyed the world! Right?

No. You extinguished one species. You have a long way to go on the entire world.

So you put your mind to it. Defoliation agents for the plants, the cast of Deadliest Catch to get the crabs (you planned ahead and saved them from the nuclear fallout), a few billion tons of boric acid for the roaches-- get it all covered. Yay, party time?

Again, no. If you were meticulously thorough, you killed all life, but really the project has just begun. Everything is dead, but it's all still here. The Earth is still here. And if you thought rooting out the last extremophiles was hard work, you've never had to try & sweep 6 * 10^24 kg of mass under the rug.

Do you break it up? Is that enough? Technically it's still there and if you leave it it will all just accrete back together. So maybe you decide to push it into the Sun, either piece by piece or all at once, depending on on your level of godhood.

Finally, you can relax. Cut yourself a nice piece of "I destroyed the world" cake. Have a beer... ... ... Ehh, maybe don't eat the cake or drink the beer. You didn't really destroy the world, of it's matter sti exists. It's not gone, it's just molten.

So no cake for you. In fact, it will be a long long time before you see any cake coming your way.


Reminds me very strongly of the opening lines of https://qntm.org/destroy


That's fantastic! Clearly I'm not the only one that has listened to countless fictional villains claim they want to destroy the world while I think "No, you just want to kill people."


> Sure, enough nukes could finish off the human race, but that's out of the price range for most shoppers in this market.

I dunno, there's plenty of nukes that are ready and waiting and have been paid for. I wonder what would be more effective; nuking the targets that have been designated by various states already since the cold war, or piling up all the nukes, maybe a few km underground, and trigger a cataclysmic event (like a supervolcano as mentioned on the page).

Re: climate change, they could accellerate the process a bit and nuke the north and south pole ice, maybe. Or spread a darkening agent on any exposed ice to increase heat absorption.

But anyway, I don't think any of these would completely sterilize the earth, possibly only humanity and other large animals. To sterilize it, we need to get rid of the atmosphere and most of the earth's crust. I guess a big enough asteroid could do it (think moon-sized), something whose impact is so big it breaks up the whole ball.


they could accelerate the process a bit and nuke the north and south pole ice

I like the your thinking. This is a problem that definitely benefits from a gestalt approach. Otherwise there's lots of ways pockets of life can cling on and maybe regain a foothold in a few thousand years when your back is turned. That's why you need the Deadliest Catch crew for the crabs: Sure they have to search, but even the worst ship always came back with some. Load those guys up with crystal meth, adult diapers, and an IV nutrient drip and push them through a decade of non-stop crabbing until there aren't enough left to sustain a reproductive cycle. Between that, nuclear fallout, and the chemical agents used for other life forms you can knock out these little delicious cockroaches of the sea.

On the availability of nukes, sure there's more than enough around, but the problem is ownership. Unless you've subverted the government of Russia, the US, or China then even if you have enough nukes, you don't have the infrastructure to launch them all at the same time & avoid giving too much warning to people. They'll bunker down and do all sorts of inconvenient things like try to restart civilization. Their chances are slim, especially with the super volcano route, but it could take a while to wait them out. And at that point you've lost the nuke option since all of the launch infrastructure has been destroyed. Then you've got to go the long way around and root them out shelter by shelter (or vault by vault, Fallout style) Messy. On the plus side, some of the people in those shelters will be preppers who tried to plan for this sort of thing, and they'll get to die while living out their fantasy.


A video on "what happens if we pile up all the nukes and set them off":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyECrGp-Sw8


Amazing :)

I really should watch more of their videos, I'd forgotten how brilliant they are.


They also do one on "what happens if a single modern nuclear weapon is exploded over a city" - but I think the BBC did a better job:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GJttnC8PoA&t=16s

[Edit: And by 'better job' I mean scared me witless as a teenager]


Oh wow, I'd forgotten all about Q.E.D.

_Feels old_


Cant we just attach all nukes to one side of the moon, make it explode so hard that it pushes the moon toward the earth that it hits like a cool asteroid? Haha


It would take some reengineering but you could probably convert the nukes to directed-energy rockets, harnessing the full power of the blast & using part of the moon itself as reaction mass.

The problem though is still the amount of energy needed: In short, too much. Ball park estimate place it at about 410^28 joules, and a large nuker only puts out about 410^15.

The theory is still sound though, and could be modified: Drill down a hundred miles or so and put 90% of the nukes down the hole to blow a crater out. Take the largest chunks and the remaining 10% of the nukes and proceed as originally planned, but on a smaller scale. Bonus: The debris should also make its way to LEO and trigger a cascade of collisions that take out everything in orbit.


Not sure what happened with my formatting in my above comment, but they should read 4 x 10^28 etc.


You can’t put asterisks in comments because they are used for markdown italics.


In my head I read that as a monologue given by Rick from Rick and Morty. Made it very entertaining.


This reminded me of: QuantumBogoSort a quantum sorting algorithm which can sort any list in O(1), using the "many worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics.

It works as follows:

1. Quantumly randomise the list, such that there is no way of knowing what order the list is in until it is observed. This will divide the universe into O(n!) universes; however, the division has no cost, as it happens constantly anyway.

2. If the list is not sorted, destroy the universe. (This operation is left as an exercise to the reader.)

3. All remaining universes contain lists which are sorted.

- http://wiki.c2.com/?QuantumBogoSort


So let’s say I’ve got step 2. figured out with vacuum decay or similar, how do I check if the list is sorted in O(1) to determine if I destroy the universe or not?

And given that the list being sorted is a one in n! chance, often enormously less likely than than hardware malfunction, wouldn’t the algorithm mostly produce malfunctions rather than sorted lists?

(Genuinely curious if I’ve got the right understanding of the CS and potential physics.)


Checking if a list is sorted is O(N) if you do it in a single thread since you'd have to check all the elements. If you can do it with a prefix sum or something, it should be possible to do it in O(log N) over many cores.

Btw, the quantum bogosort also assumes that destroying the universe is O(1), which seems unlikely. Clearly, when sorting a bigger list there is more information in the universe (ie the list). Since information and energy seem to have some equivalence in quantum dynamics, is does not seem unreasonable that destroying a universe with more information in it would take longer and so destroying the universe cannot be O(1).


> Clearly, when sorting a bigger list there is more information in the universe (ie the list).

I don't think this is necessarily true. You could argue that the list is simply a bigger fraction of the information in the universe.


Does it matter how long destroying the universe takes, since that's in the unsorted branch? The universe with the sorted list continues immediately, the cleanup is handled elsewhere.


I suppose it would depend on if your multiverse has stop-the-world GC or can do it concurrently.


The GC pauses clocks, too. There's no way to detect a pause from inside the universe.


Eh. You have to assess whether the list is sorted before you destroy the universe, thus increasing the total algorithm runtime complexity.


Yeah, sounds like an O(n) sort to me.


In each universe, yes. But if you have m universes...


That operation is also left as an exercise to the reader


A cop out. :)


Won't any quantum "destroy the universe" operation result in one destroyed universe and one that isn't?


As a fall-back (in case the universe-destroying resources are busy), you could also sort the list classically if the quantum randomization didn't do it. There'd still be that one lucky-bastard-universe that gets all the sorting done in O(1)... As a side note though, please never do this. Our simulators would pull the plug really quickly if we deliberately caused state explosions like that.


“We’re working for no tomorrow, today.”

“These and other factors make us confident that CAE and its partners can reduce uncertainty and accelerate the world to its ultimate end.”

“CAE pursues applied and transdisciplinary research into several areas of global and existential catastrophe, focusing on those most likely to produce rapid and broad-based impact.”

They sat they are not terrorists, not a religious group, not nihilists, not anti-natalists, not negative utilitarians, not misanthropes, and not eco-radicals. I really like their broad dedication to not-ness: https://www.appliedeschatology.com/faqs


> broad dedication to not-ness

Ah, being the change they want to see.


Are they serious about pursuing the goal of ending the world? Or is this a joke?

The response to 'How can I help?', namely 'You are surely helping already' seems like the biggest clue to me that this is a joke.


I liked this one:

Q: Why do you want to end the world?

A: CAE is devoted to practical, pragmatic solutions. We’re interested in the how, not the why.


It is a joke. Some people may find it difficult to joke about (the desensitization problem), but not everyone evidently. As a joke, it has some sinister merit IMO.


Anti-natalists going a step further


> "Why do you want to end the world?"

> "CAE is devoted to practical, pragmatic solutions. We’re interested in the how, not the why."

I don't know why, but it reminded me Facebook.


:-)

I had to look this up : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eschatology

My favourite quote from the FAQ:

- How can I help? - You are surely helping already.

Sadly likely to be true


This brings a whole new perspective to “Move fast and break things”! Disruption at its finest.


Ah, good ol' immanentizing the escathon.


I like the sharp contrast between the content of the page and the design of the page. Similar example that came to mind is South Parts Christmas Critters.


Reference to Neal Stephenson's "Fall; or, Dodge in Hell"?


This is extremely important work.


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Can't take it serious because it didn't list the primary cause of our extinction in my eyes. Its going to be the antibiotic winter, antibiotic resistant bacteria. I'm very sure some people who got ventilated for covid actually died to this, given its prevalence its a virtual certainty.

There are no new antibiotics coming and the half life on new ones before resistance is developed is less than 5 years. They want you to focus on the "virus," we know how to deal with viruses, they aren't the issue for long periods of time, only decades. Bacteria will cause extinction.


> Its going to be the antibiotic winter, antibiotic resistant bacteria.... Bacteria will cause extinction.

They didn't cause humanity to go extinct before antibiotics were invented. If they all lost effectiveness, we'd just return to the status quo ante (not extinct, with more sickness).


Calm down, antibiotic resistance is a systemic problem in hospitals and factory farms. If you remove the constant presence of antibiotics the bacteria seem to drop the relevant gene expressions readily.

There are enough antibiotics that they could be cycled, with some kept in reserve for emergencies only (e.g. sepsis).


They?


I upvoted this, along with the story below it.

"The Next Decade Could Be Even Worse (theatlantic.com)" https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25081438

When life gives you lemons... sometimes the only solution is to trade sides and play for Team Lemon.

Are you doing your part to change could into will?


This is like the PR version of a comic book super-villian. Similar I suppose to VHEMT (voluntary human extinction movement - http://vhemt.org/) that has been around for decades, but this one seems to be moving beyond voluntary to forced extinction. Regardless, they should really get an underground lair.


There's an interesting scifi book called Manifold:Time by Stephen Baxter, that features an organization called Eschatology, Inc. It presents a very unique perspective on (hastening) Doomsday.

Side note: I was convinced at first that the author patterned the main character, Reid Malenfant, after Elon Musk, until I checked and saw the thing was published back in 1999.


If ever there was a year the eschaton needed to be immanentized, it would be 2020.


To me it looks like TRIZ (in the Liberating Structures sense) on the whole world. Make something better by conceiving of all the ways we could screw it up, then noticing how much of those we’re doing already


Their facebook page's about me says, "The Centre for Applied Eschatology is a transdisciplinary research center dedicated to ending the world."


Applied eschatology just means mass suicide, literally. Eschatology is everything religious that happens after you're dead.


The messaging here is extremely confusing. Are these guys promoting the world's end, predicting it, or preventing it?


>dedicated to ending the world

>OUR MISSION: To accelerate the world's transition to non-being.


I think it is a play on corporate or NGO messaging. Hence the focus on agnostic, diversity and non-partisan in their materials.

Basically, Doomer Corp.


Check out the faq, especially starting at question 5.

https://www.appliedeschatology.com/faqs


My favourite was 'How can I help?' with response 'You are surely helping already'.


Reminds of this[0] so not so sure it’s not made tongue in cheek

[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16953005


They want to Immanentize the Eschaton? Luckily we fnord know how to deal with that. Hail Eris.


The "we will look after your pets, when you go to heaven" was also brilliantly done.


Was really hope this would be about Eschaton (the Infinite Jest varietal)


I suspect this is a honeypot for capturing psychopaths.


The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is the ethical alternative. But you are properly wrong anyhow. Psychopaths don't want to end the world. It's more likely to be people that can't handle their empathy in the face of being.


And it's working: 46 comments on HN already.


Looks like despair.com spawned a new website.


don't know why, but i was thinking this was 'scatology'. My brain is in the gutter.


No mention of biological terrorism?




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