On: Office noise generator

[VistaBrokeMyPC]

Coworker with model-m who hunts and pecks: spacebar goes KERTHUNK

[nogabebop23 → VistaBrokeMyPC]

Ha! that's me but I play the spacebar like I'm slappin' a bass guitar. It sounds awesome in my head...

[PeterStuer → VistaBrokeMyPC]

Install a triggered directed boombox emitting a loud 'BANG' on registering that spacebar sound. Make it trigger only 35% of the time and with a variable 0-5 sec delay. I bet he stops using that spacebar by the end of the first day.

[jabroni_salad → VistaBrokeMyPC]

That's my microsoft ergo too. The giant spacebar is an echo chamber on its own.

[timw4mail → VistaBrokeMyPC]

But it's such a satisfying sound, isn't it?