Look up nix home manger, you might be able to have nix configure everything in your home directory.
Also nix makes it pretty trivial to package and patch propriety binary vendor software. It would take at least one person on the development team feeling comfortable with nix, but they could craft a nix file that does everything.
If you find something that can do all that reliably I would love to hear about it! I've got some Powershell scripts but it's still a several step process.
Why should I be embarrassed for dumping some weekend coding garbage just to keep HR happy that everyone is expected to have something on Github?
Everyone here knows my stuff long time ago, or is knowledgeable enough to find it, given that my online life goes back to the BBS days, do you think it embarrasses me, really?
Corporate pays my bills, not songs about birds, rainbows and how everyone should stick it to the man.
