"It doesn't fit the way I think" != "I'm too stupid or lazy to figure it out".
And why should s/he do so? Between the language and the programmer, which one is the tool? Should not the tool fit the human, and not the other way around?
FP fits the way some people think. It doesn't fit the way others think. And that's fine. It's not a defect that some people think that way, and it's not a defect that some people don't.
I think the whole conversation is silly; FP is another tool in my toolbox. Yes, with some effort I can accomplish most jobs with a crowbar, but why would I do that?
And why should s/he do so? Between the language and the programmer, which one is the tool? Should not the tool fit the human, and not the other way around?
FP fits the way some people think. It doesn't fit the way others think. And that's fine. It's not a defect that some people think that way, and it's not a defect that some people don't.