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US Patent system so dysfunctional you can patent a stick from a tree (google.com)
234 points by lotusleaf1987 on Jan 14, 2011 | hide | past | favorite | 59 comments



We need to sponsor that image as a billboard in Washington D.C. to get the mainstream news to cover it and then maybe Congress to look at it eventually.


Anyone have any idea how much it would cost? I'm in for $100 or more




I would donate money to this.


A subway ad on the DC metro, maybe?


http://www.bluelinemedia.com/subway-advertising-media_11.htm... Actually these would be a lot better for a kickstarter funding campaign- it's easily scalable; and if you donate ~100 dollars then you know that there is one more directly added by you!


Check the last two pages. It only took 4 years for a re-examination to cancel all 20 claims.


Yes, and this re-examination was initiated by the PTO director too! [The PTO can order re-exam on its own action (as opposed to action by an outside party)]

It may sadden you, but the patent was invalidated based on at least two pieces of prior art (patents in this case) that were both stick shaped dog toys.

The first is a patent (4577219) filed in 1984 for a stick shaped chewable dog toy ( http://www.google.com/patents?id=ANQ9AAAAEBAJ&printsec=a... )

The second is a design patent (D428220) filed in 1999 for a stick shaped pet toy ( http://www.google.com/patents?id=JJMEAAAAEBAJ&printsec=a... ).

If you were also curious about the gory details of its re-examination process, you can pull it off of the patent application information retrieval (PAIR) service ( http://portal.uspto.gov/external/portal/pair ) -- enter the reexamination request number off of the re-exam certificate ( 90/006301 ) and click on "image file wrapper" and then you can see all of the actions undertaken.


These cases are very tricky. Patents in general are. The question is: Do patents currently assist the small companies fight the big ones OR do they only hinder innovation?

Can I paten a technique for saving people's lives that requires no tools and anyone can learn, but no human being has ever done it before (intentionally)?

The paten question is no triviality and should not be treated as such. Don't think "oh why don't they just revoke it". Perhaps what is wrong with our system is the time given, 7 years in software terms may as well be a lifetime, while 7 years in physical product terms is hardly anything. Thats the problem with our system. And copyright is a whole nothing monster. They mingle often, but are not the same.


      Do patents currently assist the small companies fight the big ones
I think everybody knows the answer to that one and it's as asking if the US went to Irak on valid concerns for WMD: official answer is Yes; and when that will change hell will freeze.


> Can I paten a technique for saving people's lives that requires no tools and anyone can learn, but no human being has ever done it before (intentionally)?

The fact that anyone would even ask this is a far more dire social commentary than an oddly unoriginal patent. If something has a $0 cost outside of basic education and consistently saves lives, but you patent it and make money off it, what kind of person are you?


On the other hand, you may just want to patent something to prevent exactly that from happening. Holding a patent does not require you to make money off of it, but it does prevent others from doing so. It's a bit sad that one has to go this far, but there you have it.

You want to ensure the technique remains available to anyone freely: patent it and publish it along with permissive licenses.


Fantastic. Only four years in which anyone throwing a stick to a dog could be creditably threatened with a patent suit.

My gut says that the threat would be hollow, but my gut says a lot of things. Like that "1-Click" is too obvious to patent - all you need is a requirement "reduce the number of steps a user needs to place a purchase order", and that's the logical conclusion. Can you tell me if 1-click patents are valid?

If anything can be patented (if not actually defended), and patent threats (even hollow ones) are an obstacle to new businesses, how is the patents system encouraging innovation?

I know pg advises to ignore other companies patents completely (though you should file a few of your own), and worry about the flack when you have something to lose, but that doesn't mean the system isn't crap.


> all you need is a requirement "reduce the number of steps a user needs to place a purchase order", and that's the logical conclusion.

That's it - my new goal is to invent and patent the Zero-Click Purchase.

You read it here first.


i've been saying this for years. my idea was - hover over an item for more than a few seconds, it's delivered to your house! you better lawyer up.


No, I read it in Dilbert first.

"You'd better click something or I'll have to ship you some books." -- Dogbert


Slashdot described the method and benefits for this many years ago, so could be cited as prior art.


My college dorm's Laundry webservers were slashdotted but someone was still able to come along later, patent the idea, and try to sue us.


... which is just another example of that which has long been implemented (and sometimes long been patented) still managing to attract protection. However, at least when there is a significant pre-established publication of the idea the 'try to' becomes rather more significant than the 'sue' and they can be got rid of rather more easily.


Yes, and really it wasn't much of a problem for us. The company still has a monopoly on the laundry-webserver business, though, and overcharges other people horribly.


Hmm. If this sort of thing is happening with any regularity the other side of this argument is that there needs to be a clearer, simpler way for patents to be struck down. If it's not valid for one it's not valid for any and any other position is dangerously close to extortion.


According to Jeff Bezos, the 1-click purchase wasn't obvious at all, especially when you have a large supply chain system at Amazon. This is mostly due to edge cases like, what if the user cancels the order and the book is already making its way through the warehouse being packaged? What if the number of orders change while the book is being selected from the warehouse?

From what I remember, when a user clicks on the 1-click purchase to buy an item, it actually queues the purchase for a certain amount of time before being acted on by the warehouse, and there are things in place to back it out if the user decides to change the purchase.


That argument would be plausible if Amazon was patenting a particular logistical implementation of 1-click purchase. ("This is a specific device which allows canceled orders to be tracked and routed back to inventory...") But they patented the entire concept, which would prevent even companies with trivial logistics from allowing 1-click purchasing without paying Amazon royalties.

And indeed, according to Tim O'Reilly, Bezos defended the broad patenting of all types of 1-click purchasing. Here is an excerpt of O'Reilly's description of their conversation:

> First off, Jeff wanted to explain why he thought 1-click was original enough to patent. It has nothing to do with the implementation, which he admits is fairly trivial to duplicate, but with the reframing of the problem. At the time he came up with 1-click shopping, everyone was locked in to the shopping cart metaphor, because that's what you do in the real world. You pick up an item and take it to the counter to buy it. On the Web, he realized, something very different was possible: all you had to do was point to an article, and it was yours...

>What's more, Jeff went on, small inventions can often seem extremely obvious in retrospect. The patent literature is full of this kind of thing. The significance of an invention isn't how hard it is to copy, but how it reframes the problem in a new way.

> This may be true, I replied. But it is hard to believe that if Amazon hadn't introduced 1-click ordering (if they were indeed first to do it), that someone else wouldn't have done this. It beggars the imagination that this is so significant and unexpected an innovation that others should be prevented from using it. Patents are meant to promote the common welfare, the idea being that certain ideas won't be developed without government providing a degree of protection. Is this an idea that required that kind of protection to be developed?

http://oreilly.com/pub/a/oreilly/ask_tim/2000/bezos_0300.htm...


I read the article you linked. It gave a different flavor than I thought. It seems there are a couple issues mixed together here.

The obviousness of a solution is hard to judge, especially since the answer is obvious once you see the answer. So it's hard to say whether anyone else would have done it.

My OP was more to point out the lack of obviousness for something like that than one might think on first blush. The wireless music box is obvious to us in hindsight. But in context of wireless radio at the time, most people used it to send messages. As a potential investor in the wireless music box retorted at the time, "Why would you send messages to nobody in particular?" Contextually, multicasting just wasn't in people's minds.

That said, patent system is broken in the way that Amazon and others use it. I can see why Bezos did it, but that can be a slippery slope to stifling innovation, as much as you try to protect against it.

And the lack of a good metric to tell how obvious something is, especially when seeing the answer makes it seem obvious might point to the idea of patents as being hard to enforce well, however good the merits having a patent system might be.


Then why did anyone that wanted to allow their customers to purchase items with a single click have to license from Amazon? If the real innovation that they were protecting was the way that the back-end system was implemented, then why is the front-end piece being (aggressively) licensed out? Something smells fishy about that explanation. It reeks of the MS justification for their patent portfolio (it's defensive only! really!), only to contradict their statements later on (suing TomTom over FAT32 patents; making (empty) public threats against infringements by Linux; etc).


> which anyone throwing a stick to a dog could be creditably threatened with a patent suit.

That is not how patents work. Your statement is ridiculously ignorant fear mongering. There's real problems with patents, you're just fueling the forces that wish for status que by letting them label paten reformers as kooks.


That is exactly how patents work. When you patent an invention no one can make, use, or sell your invention without a license.


Just like the title of this post, your comment can be misleading.

USPTO sends an action and attorneys respond to that action [1]. Which means a case can go on for years if attorney (for clients) has deep pockets [2].

A patent grant was not designed to be end-all be-all for that patent. For example, it can be found invalid at anytime by uspto (re-exam) or by the courts.

An examiner only has hours to read/understand/search/write a response but in any case this was really bad mistake that should have never happened.

1. Attorneys have usually 3-6 months and USPTO has usually upto 4 months to respond to attorney. 2. Using request for reconsideration and continuation among other things.


Meanwhile, back in Washington, the Administration continues to bloviate about other nations, and their "failures to respect intellectual property law".

At what point are those nations going to lose enough patience to point out the unbelievable corruption, cynicism, and mind-bending incompetence with which the law is administered in the first place?


>> unbelievable corruption

Any proof?


Every time Mickey Mouse is about to go out of copyright, the term mysteriously gets extended...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_mouse_law


There is nothing mysterious about it. This is what I call "legal corruption". Lobbying is fully within the law of the land. It may not be right but it is legal.

Unfortunately I don't see a way of changing this. Not within a republic with a representative government. And I don't see America switching to Swiss style direct democracy either.

(Americans seem to have a reflex to Goodwin any thread as soon as someone mentions "direct democracy", please don't today. And please do read up on how a certain someone actually got to power.)

The only hope I see is technology (Pirate Bay!) not to "fix" copyright and patent law, but simply to make their enforcement less effective.


The issue isn't lobbying per se. After all, you can't have a viable representative government if you're not allowed to talk to your representatives (or petition them, as the Constitution puts it).

At the same time, you can't expect those same lawmakers to govern effectively if they feel their re-election prospects hinge less on the will of the voters, and more on the value of campaign donations provided by the very industries they're supposed to govern.

A lot of people dislike the idea of public election finance, since they don't want 'their' tax dollars going towards 'candidates they don't like' (as if taxation depends on liking each and every thing the government does). But as sharper wits have observed, you pay no matter what.

Moreover, you pay a lot more for the corrupt alternative. Exhibit A is the bazillions of dollars spent bailing out the most politically influential banks, while protecting their shareholders from any major losses and shielding fraudulent managers from richly deserved criminal investigations.

In retrospect, a few publicly-financed elections for one-one thousandth the cost of 2008/09 would have been an exceptionally good value. Extra added bonus: not cratering the global economy. Extra extra bonus: Patent Reform that doesn't die every time it hits the Senate floor.

It's one thing for third-world kleptocracies to run themselves into the ground (see Tunisia). But when the largest, most consequential economy on the planet starts operating in the same way, it's a serious problem.


Even if it's legal, it can still be "corruption" without the modifier. If you are circumventing the limitations placed on your position of trust, regardless of adherance to the letter of the law, I would consider you "corrupt".


Outlawing corporate donations to political parties would be a start.


you wouldn't believe it anyway


Obligatory exercise your cat with a laser pointer patent:

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5443036.html

This was always included on the first day of any patent class in law school.


I'm curious what the bias of patents classes in law school are (at least in your case). Are lawyers really taught that when an engineer brings them an 'invention' to patent they are supposed to try and expand the scope of that patent to absurd levels just because they think that they can sneak it past the patent examiners by making the language so obtuse that the simple act of inhaling and exhaling clocks in at 2,000 pages?


Having been coerced into having work of mine patented I can honestly say that once the IP "professionals" are finished with your description of your work you will barely recognize the content - straightforward claims and descriptions are translated into vague, overly general, statements of the type that seem to be specifically designed to annoy technical folks.

I found the whole process deeply unpleasant - but as it was mandated by our VC investors, even though I was CTO, I couldn't say "no".


Actually, people in your position can, and have, said "no" to demands by investors to cooperate with patent filings.

It takes a hell of a lot of guts, admittedly, but doing the right thing often does. The decision has to be made at a pre-investment stage, because you don't want to be placed in a breach-of-contract position later.


This was a while ago (about 10 years) and I only had a vague idea that patents were a bad idea from a practical perspective - I was mainly motivated to try and avoid doing them because it was a huge amount of work, I hate reading "legalese" and I thought there were better things I could be doing.

So my objections were mainly selfish rather than principled. I like to think these days I would act on principle...


I'm currently examining the following patent proposing the use of mail quota. http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=mFrNAAAAEBAJ&dq=s... This patent is filed in 2000 and issued 10 years later ! In 2006 it was apparently extended to international. Does this mean the validity of the patent is 20 years starting from 2010, or is it from 2000 ? This is weird. Note that I'm in europe and don't know US patent particularities.


If email quota is patented, does that mean webmail providers like Gmail and Hotmail are no allowed to limit my email inbox size? :)


The quota is on the ongoing mail, not the storage. Many ISP are using this method to limit spams or virus propagation from their clients. I think google does it too.

But this is not original. On the net I found Freedom, initially published 23 nov 1999 which includes outgoing mail quotas (http://www.homeport.org/~adam/zeroknowledgewhitepapers/arch-...). For the initial date, check at the bottom.


I ment outgoing mail. I can't edit anymore. Sorry.


If you scroll to the bottom, it was amended so that claims 1-20 were cancelled.

There were only 20 claims.


True, but it took four years for that to happen.


And as somebody else pointed out, they were cancelled due to prior art... in other patents!


I didn't believe this at first. Sadly, it is real:

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sec...


If you're in need of a good startup idea: Claim a patent for crossing fingers to build a luck generator.


My son saw this and wants to patent bricks now. I'm so proud :)


Yup, an appropriately shaped stick seems to be claimed in claim 1. You might be able to hit that "adapted to float in water" - does "adapted" require a process in patentese, or can you simply discover a "pre-adapted" stick, for example?

Good find. For certain values of "good".


Its not just the US. A man in Australia once patented a "circular transportation facilitation device", yes a wheel!

http://edition.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/07/02/austr...


We would be better off if we turned the patent office into a mere notary service where you can just timestamp descriptions of your innovations, and then go to court yourself fighting for them if you think you have a chance to win.


The patent system ensures that your description is defensible so that when the time comes to defend it you don't suddenly find out you're screwed.


Thanks, this is another illustration of my point that I often make. Intellectual monopoly needs to be re-addressed.


Everyday it becomes clearer and clearer how completely broken the US patent system is and how deeply it needs reform.

How much worse is it going to get before it actually gets better?


Patent attorney at link below explains why this stick patent is useless in addition to being silly. He also notes that it is no longer held because the "inventor" failed failed to pay a fee.

http://ipwatchdog.com/2010/10/06/animal-toy-patent/id=12711/




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