Assuming you're being serious, this would look absolutely goofy as all hell (do ...

EForEndeavour on Sept 10, 2019 | parent | context | favorite | on: Apple Watch Series 5

Assuming you're being serious, this would look absolutely goofy as all hell (do you want to look like a goddamn kleptomaniac gorilla?), which is a dealbreaker for someone who wears watches as jewelry, i.e., someone who cares about watch aesthetics.