When I was young if some guy picked up dog poop in a park and took it home in a bag he would have been locked up as crazy. Nowadays if you don't pick up dog poop in a park and take it home in a bag you're locked up as criminal.
Yeah, how horrible it is that people are now expected to pick up their trash and not leave piles of shit lying around where other people might step on them. What a world.
The city near me bans animal waste from landfill and composting. You're required to take it home and flush it. Signs in the parks issue that directive and quote the appropriate bylaw.
Me, where I walk my dog he squats in the ditch between the pile of bear scat and the dead raccoon carcass. We lack the delicate sensitivities of sophisticated city dwellers.
What a world. What a world.