On: Toilets of the World

[joegahona]

If you put a small square of toilet paper into the water first, that can combat the splash. I have no idea of the science behind it, but it works.

Can’t help you with your dangling-genitals problem, however.

[wruza → joegahona]

All toilets I met also have a front side of bowl too sloped/close to you know what. I have to constantly use one of my hands to prevent a collision, which can be pretty terrifying depending on where you are. This problem must be widespread, since I’m not really that guy.

These folks nailed it: https://toilet-guru.com/biblical_new.php