On: Everyone claims they are following “agile methods”...

[hinkley]

If I keep up my training regimen, within two years I’ll be able to leap across the conference table and backhand the guy using the word “commitment” before he gets the last syllable out.

It’s important to have goals.

[wool_gather → hinkley]

Unfortunately in my case that's my manager, who I like quite a bit except when we discuss Scrum.