Re #2 maybe if a few people got kicked in the crotch, there would be a groundswell of support to pass laws restricting who can kick you in the crotch and under what circumstances.
Of course, the likely outcome is that only big multinational corporations with a legal team are allowed to kick you in the crotch.
Of course, the likely outcome is that only big multinational corporations with a legal team are allowed to kick you in the crotch.