ROT-8000 is only touching the first 65536 Unicode characters (UCS-2). Unicode has >1M code points. [0]
Most emojis seem to be above the first 16 bits. [1] But there are a number of emojis in the first 16 bits, like the "frowning face" emoji at U+2639 -- it rotates just fine -- plus others in the first 16 bits.
(TIL you can't paste emojis into HN comment threads. Probably all for the best.)
You might need to split the text over multiple comments. Donβt remember whether or not there is a limit to the length a comment can have. Probably there is.