This isn't about distribution, but someone once wrote about getting PostgreSQL u...

This isn't about distribution, but someone once wrote about getting PostgreSQL upsert performance to be better than MongoDB's by disabling some of PostgreSQL's safety features.

https://markandruth.co.uk/2016/01/08/how-we-tweaked-postgres...

This made me laugh. Snarky interpretation: "yeah, we can go fast and sloppy, too. We just usually don't."