Libertarian Utopia dating[1] has too much paperwork, and the nightclub attorney's fees are gradually changing my cocktails into cheap watered down beer. Giving up on interacting with real humans and ordering a Cherry 2000[2] would be a lot easier - and a lot cheaper!
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urS8GmwmeWQ
[2] https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/8qwvz5/how-cherry...