On: Employers will do almost anything to find workers ...

[magduf]

>On top of all of that, I'm 49.5% moron. Most of the guys I work with here in the US and in the EU are much better than I am. The only reason I go on these trips is because nobody else wants to be away from home for a month.

This sounds like a job that would be perfect for me. Where do you find a software job like this?

[aloner → magduf]

Just send him your business card and he'll pass it to HR.

[geezerjay → aloner]

Well played.