If we were talking about "what I would do at work" then I would agree with you.
Fortunately however the awk scripts that I hack in my down time are not even usually saved. It would be much like criticizing people who play regex golf because the regexes can be hard to understand. That code is never meant to be used for anything other than the immediate satisfaction it brings. If anyone ever did see them, it would be because they either hacked me, or I showed it to them related to some conversation about awk scripts.
However I also disagree on the definition of the word clever wrt workplace. I often consider the simplest and most straightforward implementation to be the most clever. Anyone can write impenetrable code that confuses people. Not many people can solve the problem at hand in an elegant, simple fashion.
Fortunately however the awk scripts that I hack in my down time are not even usually saved. It would be much like criticizing people who play regex golf because the regexes can be hard to understand. That code is never meant to be used for anything other than the immediate satisfaction it brings. If anyone ever did see them, it would be because they either hacked me, or I showed it to them related to some conversation about awk scripts.
However I also disagree on the definition of the word clever wrt workplace. I often consider the simplest and most straightforward implementation to be the most clever. Anyone can write impenetrable code that confuses people. Not many people can solve the problem at hand in an elegant, simple fashion.