I learned in Headlines 101 not to use "Infant", "Fall", and "Sharply" together in a headline. But what does college matter once you're in the real world?
I don't think I get it. I didn't have the wrong impression from reading that headline in the sense of thinking that infants were falling on sharp objects. Can you elaborate on the lesson they were trying to teach you? Is for optimizing for people that don't even fully read the headline?
