Oh dear god.
IF YOU THINK IT IS HARD THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
RISOTTO REQUIRES BOTH PATIENCE AND RICE
IF YOU HAVE NEITHER GO TO HELL"
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2009/10/3/151357/469
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2010/3/2/135644/4983
and by better I mean hilarious. If my university was this entertaining I probably wouldn't have dropped out.
Then you won't be getting the attempted humor/references.
Oh dear god.