Bitten? Past 10 years like 15 times or so. Spotted on my clothes or on me easily over 100.
You convinced me to never go outside
You're kidding, right? I got all those ticks just because I knowingly spent time in specific tick-heavy areas. I could also have chosen to avoid them, and those numbers would be close to zero.
How many total is that?
Never mind. You convinced me to never go outside, even if you were advocating the opposite.