I contacted a company that I had done interviews with but had been biding their time. I let them know that I needed to make a decision NOW and I really wanted to work them, and so pretty please hurry up, thankyouverymuch.
So the TL;dr is "give companies you interviewed with who never got back to you a kick in the ass." The other assertions are conjecture with no connection to the parable.
So the TL;dr is "give companies you interviewed with who never got back to you a kick in the ass." The other assertions are conjecture with no connection to the parable.