There’s a party on the hill, would you like to come? (Yes.)
Then bring a bottle of rum-tum-tum. (Can’t afford it.)
Then pack your bags and get lost.
Most couldn’t cope if you deviated from the script in your responses, but if the nominated child could apparently afford the bottle of rum-tum-tum it might go on to a bag of silver and increasingly obscure items. But mostly the counter would just tell you to pack your bags and get lost whatever you said.
