On: “Eeny, meeny, miny, mo” and the ambiguous history ...

[chrismorgan]

I’ve had this for a few years:

  Eeny, meeny, miny, mo
  Is deterministic, so—

I still need to write the last two lines. Ideally “stochastic” will make its way in there; it can fit the metre.

[thedailymail → chrismorgan]

How about

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo

Is deterministic, so

To make the outcome more elastic

Let's try a rhyme that's more stochastic

(Optimally, the speaker would add a variable number of nonsense syllables in the last line. "Let's try a rhyme lalalalalalala that's more stochastic".)

[Uhhrrr → thedailymail]

Lose "Let's" - better scansion.

[rsfinn → Uhhrrr]

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo,

Is deterministic, so

Make the outcome more elastic

With a rhyme that's more stochastic.

(You're welcome.)