I hope this isn't part of your tactic, because what you just said makes me think I'd chew my own leg off to get away from you if we met socially.
Edit: Just to clarify why I feel that way - you make it sound like there's a one size fits all model of what it means to be social, where the loud guy with good hair wins and all the dweebs lose. Maybe that's your niche, but you should know there's a bigger world out there.
