On: [It is official:] Russian math genius ignores $1 m...

[mumrah]

Assuming he doesn't care for the money, it seems like this waste of an opportunity to help some people - and rather selfish. Perhaps the Clay institute will do something good with the money (scholarships?)

[noodle → mumrah]

if you read the article, it stated that it would donate the prize to charity.

[tyweir → mumrah]

"According to Carlson [Head of Clay], the money will be sent to a charity foundation if Perelman does not claim it within one year."

[zandorg → tyweir]

Anyone got a fake ID and a false beard?

[gaustin → zandorg]

No, but I've got a fake beard and a false ID. Will that do?

[nkassis → gaustin]

Is this a abelian group?

I know I know terrible joke.

[pier0 → gaustin]

Can you count in Russian?

[JabavuAdams → pier0]

adeen dva tree chiteeriet piat shess sem vosem dyevit dyesit

I can has prize now?

[eru → JabavuAdams]

Try: один, два, три, четыри, пять, шесть, семь, восемь, девять, десять.

[JabavuAdams → eru]

That's what I said. Surely I get extra credit for transliterating it to what it sounds like to a native english speaker?