I'm glad that you don't mean to be rude, but this breaks the HN guidelines against calling names in arguments. Applying the technique recommended there, this:
you really have no idea what you are talking about if you actually think X
I'm so lost as to why you think I'm suggesting it's one thing...
Ubuntu is one example of a Linux distribution. It's an example of a Linux distribution with advertising. Which is the point I'm making re: OP's message about "you people" when saying that this is a uniquely windows issue. Look to Ubuntu to see how this can exist in the Linux community.