A soviet village with only a bull purchased a cow from Irkutsk. But the cow would not let the bull mount her. No matter what the bull did, the cow moved the other way so that mating was impossible.
The villagers brought in an expert government official who inspected the bull and cow's behavior.
He asked the villagers, "Did you get this cow from Irkutsk?"
They responded, "Wow. That's amazing. How did you know?"
The villagers brought in an expert government official who inspected the bull and cow's behavior.
He asked the villagers, "Did you get this cow from Irkutsk?"
They responded, "Wow. That's amazing. How did you know?"
"My wife is from Irkutsk."