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[chinathrow]

No, he didn't ask for it. Where did you read that?

[nkrisc → chinathrow]

It's a perfectly valid, though unintended, reading of what I wrote.

[munificent → chinathrow]

Sorry, forgot to include the surrounding <humor> tags.

[nier → chinathrow]

Try to ignore what’s inside the parentheses and the headline.