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[protomyth]

I cannot imagine it would be "career enhancing" to be an FBI agent assigned to DB Cooper in the 2010's.

[jonny_eh → protomyth]

Imagine if you solved it though!

[j1vms → protomyth]

Unless, of course, you are Fox Mulder.

Then it would matter not that it isn't quite career enhancing. And, it's exactly the kind of case you want to be on.

[krapp → j1vms]

"It turns out DB Cooper was a shapeshifting alien hybrid, and that most of the incident was a false memory construct implanted by the Men In Black to hide the fact that he didn't escape using a parachute, but a teleporter."

[johan_larson → krapp]

Already better than season 10. Bring it on.