That reminds me of the time when a new neighbor moved in. The first thing he did after he mentioned that he was a doctor, was to inform us that he didn't want us coming to him for advice or prescriptions unless it was a crisis.
Later that year he came to me and complained that his computer was slow, and wondered if I could look at it...
Later that year he came to me and complained that his computer was slow, and wondered if I could look at it...