On: A band you can book via GitHub pull request

[grayclhn]

That was my first thought too, but I bet the pull request approach is really hard to spam. As I get more and more quasi work-related spam emails, that looks more and more appealing.

[emodendroket → grayclhn]

Hell, it works so well you won't even get legitimate requests.

[khgvljhkb → grayclhn]

I think easier to automate than to do by hand.

All of this can be automated with sh, git & sed.