# sdate - Eternal September Date
#
# date -d '1993-09-01 UTC 8130 days'
#
# ce: .mshell;
#
s=`date --date="1993-09-01 UTC" +%s`
if [ -z $1 ]; then
n=`date +%s`
else
n=`date --date="$1" +%s`
fi
d=`expr \( $n - $s \) / 86400 + 1`
if [ $d -ge 1 ]; then
echo September $d, 1993
else
echo Error: date not in Eternal September epoch
fi
Because 1993 was also the year that advertising on the internet was born.
Before 1993, it was considered ill-mannered to promote commercial products on the internet. We didn't mind commercial transactions, but certainly frowned on promotions. After all, they were (and are) delivered on the end-users dime.
That's kinda true. But in a way, we invited advertising from the beginning, when we started heralding the internet as a direct-to-consumer news delivery platform. Meanwhile the entire business model of news media revolves around advertising.
September 8153, 1993
Yes, I mourn the internet.