If you're attending this conference, it is your business to prevent
security breaches, and that means learning enough about hacks,
exploits, and leaks to scare your clients into hiring you again
next year.
[very subdued "ha-ha-only-serious" laughter]
Colbert, during his talk[1] at RSA:
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7gGtVScrQo