"Hey Dave, that intern kid starts today. Shall just I send him to get coffee and donuts?"
"Nah, I was going just to ask him to make Ruby massively faster, something many super-smart people have been trying to do for years with no success."
"Ok, that should keep him out of our way at least."
Right... and maybe this is a problem with the authors of the note rather than the recipients? Know how to communicate to your target audience.
"Hey Dave, that intern kid starts today. Shall just I send him to get coffee and donuts?"
"Nah, I was going just to ask him to make Ruby massively faster, something many super-smart people have been trying to do for years with no success."
"Ok, that should keep him out of our way at least."